The Douchecanard

$17.63

Like a warm embrace from the kind of person who smells like cedar, makes great coffee, and gives excellent aftercare, this tee is soft, comfy, and built to last.

Solid colours are 100% ring-spun cotton; heathers and greys bring some polyester to the party. Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²), and breathable.

Perfect for everything from surviving a family BBQ where someone brings up Jordan Peterson to crying in a Canadian Tire parking lot.

  • Classic crew neck, no side seams, and reinforced shoulders so it won’t fall apart when life does.

  • Ribbed collar so it doesn’t shrivel like a week-old Timbit.

  • Tear-away tag, because you’ve got enough irritating things in your life.

  • Made with ethically sourced U.S. cotton by Gildan (yes, we know), certified sustainable and Oeko-Tex approved—so you can feel smug and soft.

  • Fabric Blends: Heather = 65/35 poly-cotton; Sport Grey/Antique = 90/10; Graphite Heather = 50/50.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Like a warm embrace from the kind of person who smells like cedar, makes great coffee, and gives excellent aftercare, this tee is soft, comfy, and built to last.

Solid colours are 100% ring-spun cotton; heathers and greys bring some polyester to the party. Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²), and breathable.

Perfect for everything from surviving a family BBQ where someone brings up Jordan Peterson to crying in a Canadian Tire parking lot.

  • Classic crew neck, no side seams, and reinforced shoulders so it won’t fall apart when life does.

  • Ribbed collar so it doesn’t shrivel like a week-old Timbit.

  • Tear-away tag, because you’ve got enough irritating things in your life.

  • Made with ethically sourced U.S. cotton by Gildan (yes, we know), certified sustainable and Oeko-Tex approved—so you can feel smug and soft.

  • Fabric Blends: Heather = 65/35 poly-cotton; Sport Grey/Antique = 90/10; Graphite Heather = 50/50.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean