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Signal Meltdown

$25.00

Like a warm embrace from the kind of person who smells like cedar, makes great coffee, and gives excellent aftercare, this tee is soft, comfy, and built to last. Solid colours are 100% ring-spun cotton; heathers and greys bring some polyester to the party. Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²), breathable, and perfect for everything from surviving a family BBQ where someone brings up Jordan Peterson to crying in a Canadian Tire parking lot.

  • Classic crew neck, no side seams, and reinforced shoulders so it won’t fall apart when life does.

  • Ribbed collar so it doesn’t shrivel like a week-old Timbit.

  • Tear-away tag, because you’ve got enough irritating things in your life.

  • Made with ethically sourced U.S. cotton by Gildan (yes, we know), certified sustainable and Oeko-Tex approved—so you can feel smug and soft.

  • Fabric Blends: Heather = 65/35 poly-cotton; Sport Grey/Antique = 90/10; Graphite Heather = 50/50.

 

 XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, cm40.6445.7250.8055.8860.9666.0471.1276.2081.28
Length, cm68.5871.1273.6676.2078.7481.2883.8286.3688.90
Sleeve length, cm20.3020.9021.6022.2022.9023.5024.1024.7025.30
Size tolerance, cm3.813.813.813.813.813.813.813.813.81

 

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Like a warm embrace from the kind of person who smells like cedar, makes great coffee, and gives excellent aftercare, this tee is soft, comfy, and built to last. Solid colours are 100% ring-spun cotton; heathers and greys bring some polyester to the party. Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²), breathable, and perfect for everything from surviving a family BBQ where someone brings up Jordan Peterson to crying in a Canadian Tire parking lot.

  • Classic crew neck, no side seams, and reinforced shoulders so it won’t fall apart when life does.

  • Ribbed collar so it doesn’t shrivel like a week-old Timbit.

  • Tear-away tag, because you’ve got enough irritating things in your life.

  • Made with ethically sourced U.S. cotton by Gildan (yes, we know), certified sustainable and Oeko-Tex approved—so you can feel smug and soft.

  • Fabric Blends: Heather = 65/35 poly-cotton; Sport Grey/Antique = 90/10; Graphite Heather = 50/50.

 

 XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, cm40.6445.7250.8055.8860.9666.0471.1276.2081.28
Length, cm68.5871.1273.6676.2078.7481.2883.8286.3688.90
Sleeve length, cm20.3020.9021.6022.2022.9023.5024.1024.7025.30
Size tolerance, cm3.813.813.813.813.813.813.813.813.81

 

Like a warm embrace from the kind of person who smells like cedar, makes great coffee, and gives excellent aftercare, this tee is soft, comfy, and built to last. Solid colours are 100% ring-spun cotton; heathers and greys bring some polyester to the party. Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²), breathable, and perfect for everything from surviving a family BBQ where someone brings up Jordan Peterson to crying in a Canadian Tire parking lot.

  • Classic crew neck, no side seams, and reinforced shoulders so it won’t fall apart when life does.

  • Ribbed collar so it doesn’t shrivel like a week-old Timbit.

  • Tear-away tag, because you’ve got enough irritating things in your life.

  • Made with ethically sourced U.S. cotton by Gildan (yes, we know), certified sustainable and Oeko-Tex approved—so you can feel smug and soft.

  • Fabric Blends: Heather = 65/35 poly-cotton; Sport Grey/Antique = 90/10; Graphite Heather = 50/50.

 

 XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, cm40.6445.7250.8055.8860.9666.0471.1276.2081.28
Length, cm68.5871.1273.6676.2078.7481.2883.8286.3688.90
Sleeve length, cm20.3020.9021.6022.2022.9023.5024.1024.7025.30
Size tolerance, cm3.813.813.813.813.813.813.813.813.81

 

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